My fortune

A few weeks ago, we had Chinese take out for dinner. At the end of our meal, I opened a fortune cookie and read it to Andrew. He didn't believe that I was reading what was written on the paper! I had to laugh because I'm not creative enough to come up with what I read and I am a terrible liar. Here is why he didn't believe me:

Go ahead and tell your significant other this is your fortune and see if it works for you.